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Oct

What’s with BMW Drivers Not Parking Within Their Lane?

Posted by admin  Published in parking

A standard BMW douchebag trait is not parking within the damn lines. This leads to a domino effect of cars not parking right and if they do, they usually get door dings from these absent minded drivers.

Check out this douchebag. He’s going to ding the guy’s door for sure when he tries to get out.

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28

Sep

Morons Flip a BMW 740i

Posted by admin  Published in idiots, video

These guys are more idiots than they are douchebags, but they still deserve to be on the site. Not sure what they were intending to do, or why the crowd is still cheering when the car’s on it’s roof. Unfortunately it looks like no one was hurt.

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25

Sep

How Many Douchebags Can You Fit in a 5 Series?

Posted by admin  Published in 5 Series, armenians

These guys don’t need much description or name calling, they’re the reason we made this site.

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20

Sep

Armenian Guy Revving His Automatic BMW X5

Posted by admin  Published in armenians, automatic, x5

There’s nothing particularly interesting about this video or the guy that’s driving it, other than typifying the all-to-common BMW douche bag. Why do you need a video of yourself driving down the block and back? And putting your automatic transmission in PARK and revving it? Very cool.

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20

Sep

Fire Hose Through BMW Window

Posted by admin  Published in classic, e30, parking

Every now and then justice is done and a douche bag is put in his place. In this classic photo, (probably taken back when the e30 was relevant) fire fighters make a point that you’re not supposed to park within 15ft of the damn hydrant. If only I could’ve seen the look on the owners face when he returned.

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11

Sep

Douchebag Parking Only

Posted by admin  Published in general douchebaggery, parking

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