The Ultimate Douchebag Machine

What’s with BMW Drivers Not Parking Within Their Lane?

admin — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 23:56:43 +0000

A standard BMW douchebag trait is not parking within the damn lines. This leads to a domino effect of cars not parking right and if they do, they usually get door dings from these absent minded drivers.

Check out this douchebag. He’s going to ding the guy’s door for sure when he tries to get out.

Morons Flip a BMW 740i

admin — Sun, 28 Sep 2008 23:39:27 +0000

These guys are more idiots than they are douchebags, but they still deserve to be on the site. Not sure what they were intending to do, or why the crowd is still cheering when the car’s on it’s roof. Unfortunately it looks like no one was hurt.

How Many Douchebags Can You Fit in a 5 Series?

admin — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 20:56:56 +0000

These guys don’t need much description or name calling, they’re the reason we made this site.

Armenian Guy Revving His Automatic BMW X5

admin — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 02:24:58 +0000

There’s nothing particularly interesting about this video or the guy that’s driving it, other than typifying the all-to-common BMW douche bag. Why do you need a video of yourself driving down the block and back? And putting your automatic transmission in PARK and revving it? Very cool.

Fire Hose Through BMW Window

admin — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 23:51:57 +0000

Every now and then justice is done and a douche bag is put in his place. In this classic photo, (probably taken back when the e30 was relevant) fire fighters make a point that you’re not supposed to park within 15ft of the damn hydrant. If only I could’ve seen the look on the owners face when he returned.

Douchebag Parking Only

admin — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 23:38:33 +0000