http://theultimatedouchebagmachine.com Douchebags in Deutsche Cars Thu, 02 Oct 2008 00:00:22 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en A standard BMW douchebag trait is not parking within the damn lines. This leads to a domino effect of cars not parking right and if they do, they usually get door dings from these absent minded drivers. Check out this douchebag. He's going to ding the guy's door for sure when ... http://theultimatedouchebagmachine.com/parking/whats-with-bmw-drivers-not-parking-within-their-lane These guys are more idiots than they are douchebags, but they still deserve to be on the site. Not sure what they were intending to do, or why the crowd is still cheering when the car's on it's roof. Unfortunately it looks like no one was hurt. http://theultimatedouchebagmachine.com/video/morons-flip-a-bmw-740i These guys don't need much description or name calling, they're the reason we made this site. http://theultimatedouchebagmachine.com/armenians/how-many-douchebags-can-you-fit-in-a-5-series There's nothing particularly interesting about this video or the guy that's driving it, other than typifying the all-to-common BMW douche bag. Why do you need a video of yourself driving down the block and back? And putting your automatic transmission in PARK and revving it? Very cool. http://theultimatedouchebagmachine.com/x5/armenian-guy-revving-his-automatic-bmw-x5 Every now and then justice is done and a douche bag is put in his place. In this classic photo, (probably taken back when the e30 was relevant) fire fighters make a point that you're not supposed to park within 15ft of the damn hydrant. If only I could've seen ... http://theultimatedouchebagmachine.com/parking/fire-hose-through-bmw-window http://theultimatedouchebagmachine.com/parking/douchebag-parking-only